1. Name:
2. Age, as in maturity age aka shoe size:
3. Zodiac ( I am a leo, so our love has to follow the stars):
4. How do you feel about spending forever with someone who doesn’t have a soul?
5. Part two to number 4, would you be willing to give me your soul?
6. Favorite Disney movie (Pixar doesn’t count, I am talking princesses- and don’t just say Ariel so I know you like redheads. Sleeping beauty is my girl):
7. Red Sox or the Yankees- If you answer Yankees don’t even bother filling the rest of this out:
8. How do you feel about our vows being entirely sexual innuendos:
9. What sexual partner number do you tell your friends / doctor / girl who asks / your ACTUAL number:
10. Rank the following fast food fine dining restaurants: Taco Bell, KFC, Burger King, McDonalds, and Jimmy Johns; and your willingness to pay for my Happy Meals:
11. Are you a morning or night person- I am not really either, or an any time of the day girl for that matter. (Also note that the only acceptable way to wake me up is with a plate of bacon.) :
12. What is your level of willingness to cook / do laundry /be the domestic half of the relationship? :
13. Do you know all the words to Ice, Ice, Baby?
14. The most romantic thing I can imagine is having some big strong man be my big spoon while I eat four soft tacos with meat only. Do you share this fantasy?
15. On a scale of one to filing a restraining order, how creeped out would you be if I made Sim versions of us?
16. Are you a cat person?
17. MOST IMPORTANTLY, will you act out Stepbrothers with me? You have to play the chick parts though. I will cover Brennan and Dale.

You know what, this sounds more like an application to be my bitch. I doubt most of you made it past number six. Basically my point is I have really high standards. Really high. Oh, and dealing with a ginger like me is a 24/7 commitment. That means I am special / a gem / a real catch. Or just high maintenance.