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May

Anonymous asked: i was facebook sleuthing the other day and found a former booty call now in a relationship. i immediately thought of your post about being the girl before the relationship -- IT SUCKS, you don't like the guy but you feel bitter. anyways, you should keep posting. that was the point of my ask. xoxo, perpetually single michigan co-ed.

Oh the woes of being a control freak. Slash his tires. Good luck getting to his whore girlfriend now. Nothing like my daily routine of waking up in last night’s make up, have a cup of coffee, do my morning round of Facebook check-ups on the exs. 

I have 5 saved drafts right now but they either venture too far into the realm of female insecurity, or I just hate everything. Fuck it, I’ll post them anyway- I am hungover as shit.