I am always picking my roommates (well just one, I made it plural so she won’t feel singled out) from their men’s houses in the wee hours of the morning. My mom told me I need to get another job if I want to continue to go out five times a week, but I am a Michigan student- why apply for someone else’s job when I can make up my own?

Call or text me anytime after 6 AM (for those that like to sneak out) and I will pick you up anywhere in AA, assuming you know where you are. Starting at $3 for the first trial week starting 1/23. 

Why stride of pride when you can get a ride! Okay, still working on the tagline for this one.