April 2012
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“Guys and girls can be friends, as long as one of them is sober enough to say...”
– My friend Juli
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Things I Forgot About Being in a Relationship
How long do I have to wear make-up around you? Save me the crap about liking a natural look, even that takes forever and whatever guy says that is probably lying. I am not saying you have to look like some Pintrest stripper eye make-up all my friends put under “my look” (weird, I have literally never seen you wear any of that), but a little mascara goes a long way.
The bathroom...
How I imagine the girl who drives the Walk of...
whatshouldwecallmichigan:
Oh man there is a gif about me. Score.
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2 Club Baseball Players Discuss Relationships
Boy 1: Yo, is your girl here?
Boy 2: Yup
Boy 1: Is she sitting alone in the rain?
Boy 2: Yup
Boy 1: You gonna go talk to her?
Boy 2: Nope
And here I thought middle school was over. Silly me.
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Anonymous asked: I would do you in a second.
