September 2011
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Men Who like Redheads
Usually not my first choice, often my only option. That pretty much sums up my interactions with men who seek me out based on my hair color. Luckily for them they have the added bonus of a wicked sense of humor!
Can’t say that I have been a huge fan of men who introduce themselves to me then follow that up with a resume of all the redhead experience they have. Oh, you have been with five...
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Why Girls Hate Other Girls
Girls don’t have to know other girls to hate them. To sum up how girls interact with other girls follows as such: I don’t know you, I have never met you, I will never meet you- but the mere idea of you stresses me out and makes me crave sangria at eleven am.
The targets of obsessive Facebook stalking / asking everyone you have ever met “is she cuter than me?” / dissecting...
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Trying to be Good
Remember that post, you know, the one before this one about how I am going to grow up and make good choices? Yeah, well, thats not working out too well. It’s like I have an alloted number of poor decisions per week that I can’t avoid, in a similar matter to how I only run into people I have hooked up with on campus. My school has over 20,000 “students” when it feels more...
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Ginger vs. The Kitchen
Just because it’s been said that a woman’s place is in the kitchen, doesn’t mean it applies to gingers.
Besides the kitchen snafu, which I will mention later in this post, I have had a fantastic week. I am writing for two papers on campus and I am taking twenty credits, plus my sorority position designing shit. But no one wants to hear about me going all Ke$ha on them and...
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How Was YOUR Welcome Week?
Here, in bulleted tumblr form, I present to you the highlights- or what the standard real life young adult would more likely refer to as low points / rock bottom- of my final Welcome Week. I capitalized those W’s because a week of copious alcohol consumption and enough walks of shame to look like a 5k for the latest celebrity cause, deserve proper noun status.
I finally had a drink bought...
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Dear Facebook Ads
Dear Facebook ads,
Thank you, I really needed a reminder of how single I am. It never occurred to me before I saw you hanging out on the right side of my screen that, although I am not bold enough to try Pucker flavored Vokda, I am enough of an alcoholic for you to suggest an area wellness foundation. You’re really playing with my emotions here, do I or do I not have an addiction because...
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That Couple
If I had a dollar every time I asked myself, how does that girl have a boyfriend but I don’t? I would have enough money to support my extreme addictions to alcohol and poor decision making. No more printing the $10 off Plan B coupon from their website, I am rich!
But seriously, you guys know what I am talking about. Where he is a cold hard dime piece and she is, well, a six on a good night after a...
